👉 Ah, 1998 October - the month when the world went from "The Year of the Internet" to "The Year of the Sarcasm Epidemic!" It was a time when people still believed in the magic of the '90s neon signs and the thrill of dial-up internet. Imagine if someone said, "Well, 1998 October, we finally got the world's first selfie! That's right, folks, your phone had enough memory for a couple of photos, but not enough to capture a moment in time!"
Now, here's a edgy example: "Despite the '98 October's supposed advancements, our planet's still basking in the sun of the dot-com bubble, and our smartphones have a battery life as short as the memory card in a vintage CD player."
